Math Humor!

A classic I love and that never gets old!!!

 As a dancer I think that this is cute. The little arms are the graphs of the given values.

We learned how to find the volume or a cylinder this year: V=πr²h. 

Now I really don't know it that is true....

Reducing the given statement, you get six! But n can't equal 0!

Since we learned about roots of numbers, here is the root of evil.

Yeah!!!!

The proper way to use math!!!!!!

The best of math jokes: apple pi.

Never miss an opportunity for practice...when you have a little extra time....

I don't think that a mathematician named this state.

 

Now I know!!!!!

The final one:

This is one of my favorite Beatles songs. I just thought that it was cute.

Goldwin and snow

I didn't know what else to write about so I am writing about my dog and that rare thing called snow. Well...not really writing about it. I just have a bunch of cute pics. So yeah!!!!

This is my dog watching the snog flakes fall.

Sara painted the pic of Goldwin watching the snow.

When we put a reindeer antler headband on the dog. He doesn't like it and This is the only picture that he would sit still for.

He is skeptical of the snowball that Sara threw by him. (Maybe Sara herself)

I was tempting him with Food!!!

The first round of snow before Thanksgiving.

Idk. Just a random pic of Gold.

 I think he sees a bird.

Biscocitos. Because we had nothing better to do on Dec 23.

 This is my dream house. Actually it is a gingerbread house that we made last weekend.

 Just my house with snow and a blue sky.

 Our trashcan is the most accurate place to get snow measurements. No traffic of any sort.

 Our yard from the first snow.

  Our trees. Though they look like twigs if you ask me.

  Bipolar New Mexico weather.

 Christmas eve, before the luminarias.

 Another pic of the front of our house.

 See above caption.

  The century plant taken from my bedroom window. 

 My mom painted this for my dad's birthday or anniversary long ago.

This is my neighbor's adobe house with snow on it. It is so pretty. 

Easy to do food

Home made butterfingers

Ingredients: 

one pound candy corn 

one pound creamy peanut butter

one pound melting chocolate

1) Place jar of peanut butter in the microwave oven and heat until melted until melted

2)Put the pound of candy corn in a large glass bowl and heat in the microwave at 30 second intervals until melted. Stir after every 30 second interval. 

3) Pour the melted peanut butter into the melted candy corn and stir well and quickly!!!!

4) Have a pre-greased 13 x 9 inch baking pan ready. Pour candy corn/peanut butter mixture into cake pan. Spread and flatten. Cut the candy corn/peanut butter mixture into desired sizes. 

5) Melt the pound of melting chocolate in a large bowl. 

6) Dip the newly cut squares into the chocolate. Let cool on counter for 20 minutes then they are ready to eat.

Chicken Frito Dinner:

1 Rotisserie Chicken
1 can hot green chili
1 24 oz bag of Frito's, lightly salted
1 can cream of Celery condensed soup
Shredded cheese

1) Take the skin of the chicken and discard the skin and bones. Break meat into smaller parts.
2) In a separate bowl, combine can of chili, entire can of soup, and water. Fill up the soup can with water. That is the exact amount that you'll need. Mix well.

3) In a casserole dish, layer chicken, soup mixture, Frito's and cheese, in that order. It should make 2 nice layers. On the last layer, put on enough cheese to make the top cheesy.
4) Put in oven at 350* and bake uncovered until cheese is melted.
5) Serve immediately.

"Dump-It" Cake:
1 can of crushed pineapple in own juice
1 can of Cherry pie filling
1 box yellow cake mix
crushed pecans
Butter

1) Pour pineapple into 13 x 9 inch baking pan. Smooth out. Pour pie filling on top. Smooth. Make sure to try to keep it on top of the pineapple.
2) Pout entire box of cake mix over the pie filling. Smooth.
3) Put crushed pecans on top of the cake mix.
4) Thinly slice butter and place in a grid like fashion over the pecans.
5) Put in oven and bake at 350* for about an hour, depending on your oven.

"Robin's Nests"
chow mein noodles
chocolate chips
butter
marshmallow creme
Whoppers robin's eggs

This recipe is approximate.

1) Turn on stove to medium heat.
2)Melt 1 tablespoon of butter in a large pot. Add 2 (12 oz) bags chocolate chips.
3)Mix in with the butter until melted. Then add half jar of marshmallow creme to the mixture. KEEP STIRRING!
4) When everything is mixed, add chow mein noodles, stir in the chocolate and keep adding noodles until there is not much extra chocolate left. We used about 1 pound of noodles.
5)While it is still hot, start spooning the noodles covered in chocolate onto wax paper. About one tablespoon of the noodle mixture is good for a nest.
6) Add Robin's eggs to your liking and design. 

"Robin's nests" easy recipe

1lb chocolate bark

Dried chow mien noodles

Whoppers robins eggs or cadbury eggs

1) Melt chocolate bark in microwave. 

2) Add noodles until all chocolate is used up. 

3) Spoon onto parchment paper 

4) Style eggs as necessary 

Easy Chicken Tenders

Progresso Italian bread crumbs

Grated parmesan

Cayenne pepper

Chicken breasts

1) Cut chicken breast into strips.

2) Mix breadcrumbs, cayenne pepper, and parmesan in a bowl.

3) Coat chicken breasts in mixture. 

4) Cook on a greased cookie sheet at 425 for 30-40 minutes until internal temp is 165. Turn every 15 min.

5) Serve with your choice dipping sauce

Honey mustard dipping sauce

1/3 cup mustard

1/4 cup mayonaise

less than 1/4 cup honey

1 tablespoon lemon juice

Cayenne pepper to taste

Mix all ingredients together with mixer. Store in fridge for up to 2 weeks.

More coming later...